Punfurnished

Chris Roberts Many years ago two brothers invented a cabinet full of sliding receptacles for storing clothes. One wanted to call each receptacle a 'sliding shelf', the other a 'convenient compartment'. They fought about it for years, but neither could convince the other. So in the end they called it a draw.

Craig Sutton-Smith Just as well they didn't call it a tie.

Peter Kapitola Oh Chris, you really have to draw jokes out, don't you. But I don't suppose there's any way we are going to shelve your sense of humour for good. You wear it constantly like a robe to ward off tedium. I'm sure there's a good name for a robe that does that but I can't think if one right now.

Chris Roberts Well Peter, I'm happy to furnish you with some suggestions if you ever wish to win the punning cup. Bored as you might feel by these jokes I'd like to table a suggestion before we put them to bed. Maybe rather than lampooning other's wit you should consider showing some chairity. Sofa you've just made a couple of puns that I'd deskribe as lazy. Boy, you could be getting these from a book (case in point).

Peter Kapitola Well, you've certainly given me a good dressing down and chaisetening. But perhaps you could have couched it in less abrasive terms, and with more polish. I feel somewhat buffeted about, so perhaps more cushioning would have been in order. Anyway, I can't lounge around here all day, better run.

Daniel Braithwaite Chris and Peter, your puns remind me of a stool.

Punhelpful

Jessie Kapitola Please can we have your help? My friend Libby and I are going to start a blog with recipes and food tips etc for families with children who have multiple food allergies and also for easy children's meals ... but we are struggling with a name. We are tossing up between 'Not much to work with' and 'Mothers of invention'. We'd love your thoughts ... or any better ideas you have too!

Peter Kapitola Food Nazis

Jessie Kapitola shoosh you!

Peter Kapitola No-Go Cuisine

Peter Kapitola *picks up conch shell*
PUN TEAMMM ASSSEMMMBBBLLLEE!!
Chris Roberts, Kerryn Kapitola, Daniel Braithwaite, Boyd Zurg

Peter Kapitola Half-bakery

Joelene Yabsley I think u might be half baked Peter lol

Peter Kapitola They can only use half the ingredients that less restricted people can use.

Peter Kapitola Wheat Dodgers

Allison Owen Carl's been thinking-
Mum's Intolerant In -Toddler-Rant
Gentle With Genes
Meals 4 Heals
Tummylovinmeals

Libby Lovell Peter you've just been waiting for this to go public haven't you!

Allison Owen LOL Peter... I'm in stitches hahaha

Jude Styan No Wheat, No Worries ..... And Other Intolerances!!!

Daniel Braithwaite Allegorical cooking?

Stell Hoffman Allergy angels?

Peter Kapitola Chia Chasers

Boyd Crook The Itchin' Kitchen

Peter Kapitola Bakin' Rashes

Boyd Crook No ingredients? No sweat!

Boyd Crook Swell Selections

Peter Kapitola Anaphylacrobatics

Miriam Bailey "Sucks to be us" - limitless ideas for limited means

Peter Kapitola Sense and Sensitivity

Boyd Crook Intolereating.

Peter Kapitola Pie-no-allergenic

Peter Kapitola Glutinous Minimus

Boyd Crook "I can't wait for my kids' reaction when they try these new recipes!"

Boyd Crook Positive Reactions

Kerryn Kapitola We Don't Need No Inflammation

And the winner was.... The Itchin' Kitchen!

Fumble Beginnings

This blog started in Decemeber 2012 as a way of saving the transcripts of the extended pun-fests that I've been a part of (not those that I've been apart of). My hope was that future generations of punsters will be able to look back on our exploits and groan mightily. I opened up the floor to suggestions, and lead with a few to get the ball rolling...

Peter Kapitola Pun and Dusted

Peter Kapitola For the Pun of it.

Peter Kapitola Stick to your Puns.

Peter Kapitola Pun the Gamut.

Peter Kapitola A Pun in the Oven.

Peter Kapitola Punsmiths

Peter Wiedermann It looks like you're having pun...

Peter Kapitola Punshot.

Peter Wiedermann Pete, you're punning around like a headless chook...

Peter Wiedermann Are you pun yet?

Chris Roberts A punderful life.

Chris Roberts Pun more for the road.

Peter Wiedermann That pun is shining!

Chris Roberts Puns more with failing!

Peter Kapitola Punhouse Mirror.

Peter Kapitola Son of a Pun.

Peter Wiedermann Oh. That went down like a pun of bricks.

Chris Roberts All groan up

Peter Kapitola Alice in Punderland

Peter Wiedermann Pun for all, and all for pun!

Peter Kapitola Unfortunately "Pungents" has been taken.

Peter Wiedermann Good pun!

Peter Kapitola All Pun and Games

Peter Wiedermann Has anyone actually pun this contest?

Peter Kapitola Not yet Peter, we are still waiting for all players to arrive.

Peter Kapitola The Punction Room.

Peter Wiedermann Looks like they're taking their thyme about it.

Peter Kapitola Pundamentalism.

Peter Wiedermann I'm pun for now. Must heat up the burger puns.

Boyd Zurg Wit complements

Peter Kapitola Half Baked Puns

Peter Kapitola I wonder if we can link it to a storage/archive/history theme... The Repartee Library.

Peter Kapitola The Pun Cabinet.

Boyd Zurg The scrypt crypt.

Boyd Zurg The equipment cupboard.

Boyd Zurg The laugh loft.

Peter Kapitola The Mausoleum of Mirth

Peter Kapitola The Har Harchive.

Peter Kapitola How about.... Two Tickets to the Pun Show.

Kerryn Kapitola punning as a fox.

Kerryn Kapitola not the brightest play-on in the box.

Kerryn Kapitola quip while you're ahead.

David Mallick I once entered a pun contest. Didnt win it though. I had 10 of the juiciest , most delicious puns ready to go hoping that one would take first prize. Unfortunately no pun in 10 did.

Adam Brown Kapitola Punishment

Daniel Braithwaite Just an opunion

Tooth-Hurty

Chris Roberts
Can't believe it, the dentist and asked to schedule an appointment for 2.30! Some days it feels like God is setting your jokes up for you....

Peter Kapitola I'm sure you've been there plenty of times, so you know the drill.

Judson Williams I'd brush it off as a coincidence

Richard Nicholls This conversation is decaying rapidly.

Daniel Braithwaite I'll bet the dentist will be sick and you will get a fill in

Chris Roberts And to cap it all off, now everyone else is chiming in. That's the crowning achievement! Even thought I've pretty much handed you all these puns on a plate, so I suppose I'd better brace myself for more.

Richard Nicholls Well done, I think an award is in order ... perhaps some kind of plaque.

Daniel Braithwaite Time to pull out some more puns?

Daniel Braithwaite What an addenture this is turning out to be

Chris Roberts I'm beginning to wish I could be extracted from this conversation before it gets too long in the tooth.

Richard Nicholls Ah, such wisdom!

Daniel Braithwaite I'm not sure I have the palate for this

Brittany Crook Can I never Reach your scale of wit? In size or number?

Richard Nicholls Sometimes the tooth is stranger than fiction.

Chris Roberts By Cuspid's beard! Gum on guys, if these incisive puns take root we might find we've bitten off more than we can chew and (incidentally) be falsely accused of lossing our minds.

Chris Roberts The original pun was about the time "Tooth-hurty", but I'm not worried about that. I won't even need analgesia. I've learnt to transcend dental medication.


Erik Olsen Hard to cap that

Peter Kapitola Going to the dentist can be very full filling.

Luke Shepherd It's good that you're only posting positive things about dentists... because, you know, they have fillings too.

Peter Kapitola Yeah, they can often get a bid sad, and look down in the mouth.

Erik Olsen But if you don't go to the dentist for a long time, you know abscess makes the heart grow fonder

Peter Kapitola True Erik. If you don't go for 10 years, you would have a bad tooth decade.

Erik Olsen After I ate some chocolate I was told I was a chip off the old block

Kerryn Kapitola you guys are so funny, I should keep you guys on a retainer

Erik Olsen It is just great there is so much wisdom on this page

Peter Kapitola Such biting, incisive wit.


Peter Kapitola I think we may have extracted all the puns. Ortho don't worry, I think I can find some more. I'm fact I know I can-nine to be precise. Hopefully before this you won't be like a rude dentist and lose your patients. Oh dear, this humor is turning noxious. If these puns have you rolling on the fluoride be surprised. Don't worry, you won't hurt my fillings. Well I guess I'd better sign off oral be late for work. Tartar.