Peter Kapitola
I wonder if we should force people to exercise in order to collect public health statistics? It's the age old question - do the endorphins justify the means?
Chris Roberts Personally, whenever I have to write a column of averages, I always add enough zeros after the decimal point to make all of the numbers the same length. That way the ends justify the means.
Kerryn Kapitola I'm just mean.
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Thursday, January 8, 2015
Wimbledon't.
Kerryn Kapitola Watching the tennis as the player and umpire share a fun conversation.
Mum: "He's flirting with her."
Me: *panics* "That's because, uh, love, tennis, love zero, court... there's a joke in this somewhere!"
Kerryn Kapitola "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND LOVE ON THE TENNIS COURT."
That's what I should have said.
Peter Kapitola Careful Kerryn, to a tennis player, love means nothing.
Kerryn Kapitola But gotta play to see if you'll have a good match.
Kerryn Kapitola But thanks, I know to be forewarned is to be forearmed.
Peter Kapitola You don't want to get served.
Kerryn Kapitola I'll take it as a backhanded kind of compliment.
Peter Kapitola OK well, give it a shot, you'll probably have a ball-boy won't that be fun!
Kerryn Kapitola Well yeah, from what I can de-deuce, I'll be all set.
Peter Kapitola Ace-rtainly can't fault you there. I hope your courtship ends with you netting a winner.
Kerryn Kapitola Lhawkeye can't stand any more puns, we need to be quiet please and stop making a racquet.
Jarod Vice Set-ing each other up, dont get court.
Peter Kapitola I guess I could let it go. I would feel more Serene-a.
Kerryn Kapitola I could make a Graf of how bad these puns are, but I think it's Steffi-cient to say that reading them is Agassi Andre-aining.
Mum: "He's flirting with her."
Me: *panics* "That's because, uh, love, tennis, love zero, court... there's a joke in this somewhere!"
Kerryn Kapitola "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND LOVE ON THE TENNIS COURT."
That's what I should have said.
Peter Kapitola Careful Kerryn, to a tennis player, love means nothing.
Kerryn Kapitola But gotta play to see if you'll have a good match.
Kerryn Kapitola But thanks, I know to be forewarned is to be forearmed.
Peter Kapitola You don't want to get served.
Kerryn Kapitola I'll take it as a backhanded kind of compliment.
Peter Kapitola OK well, give it a shot, you'll probably have a ball-boy won't that be fun!
Kerryn Kapitola Well yeah, from what I can de-deuce, I'll be all set.
Peter Kapitola Ace-rtainly can't fault you there. I hope your courtship ends with you netting a winner.
Kerryn Kapitola Lhawkeye can't stand any more puns, we need to be quiet please and stop making a racquet.
Jarod Vice Set-ing each other up, dont get court.
Peter Kapitola I guess I could let it go. I would feel more Serene-a.
Kerryn Kapitola I could make a Graf of how bad these puns are, but I think it's Steffi-cient to say that reading them is Agassi Andre-aining.
Pregnant Paws
Peter Kapitola If it's a girl I'll call her Mel.
Adam Brown I reckon it'll be a boy - it's just my gut feeling
Peter Kapitola Your prediction may be born out.
Kerryn Kapitola These puns are so laborious.
Peter Kapitola Hopefully they induce at least some laughter.
Kerryn Kapitola I thought we'd have delivered all available puns, but I caesar many puns still yet to be conceived.
Peter Kapitola Yes, we're only in our infancy.
Adam Brown We shouldn't let the lack of obvious puns de-fetus.
Peter Kapitola Your reasoning is ultra-sound.
Peter Kapitola It's great to test your attitude towards pregnancy and see it come up so positive. I would hate to think you were all anti-natal.
Pun-gonophobia
Peter Kapitola I wasn't sure about my beard. Then it grew on me.
Damien Bailey First grow a real beard :) lol
Peter Kapitola Oh Damo, you and your snideburns.
Peter Kapitola I think this level of beard is the most Jessie can handle-barring a change of heart.
Jessie Kapitola It's the puns, not the beard, I object to!
Peter Kapitola You moustache me to stop?
Peter Kapitola Maybe I should make amends with Jessie and whisker away on a European holiday?
Peter Kapitola It'll be a close shave though. This pun-soup strainers my relationship with Jessie and seems to razor ire.
Damien Bailey First grow a real beard :) lol
Peter Kapitola Oh Damo, you and your snideburns.
Peter Kapitola I think this level of beard is the most Jessie can handle-barring a change of heart.
Jessie Kapitola It's the puns, not the beard, I object to!
Peter Kapitola You moustache me to stop?
Peter Kapitola Maybe I should make amends with Jessie and whisker away on a European holiday?
Peter Kapitola It'll be a close shave though. This pun-soup strainers my relationship with Jessie and seems to razor ire.
Professional Arguments
Peter Kapitola Sonographers make great debaters - their logic is ultra-sound.
Kerryn Kapitola Well, they'd have a good discussion with the people at the Mint, those guys are always making cents.
Peter Kapitola Don't get me started on pi makers through, those guys are completely irrational.
Peter Kapitola Oh, and farmers. They're always putting up straw men.
Ter Ry Xray techs probably see straight through your arguments. And guys from beacon can shed some light on the issues.
Friday, October 31, 2014
Out Standing in Their Fields
Peter Kapitola Urologists make great academics. They often do seminal work.
Brittany Crook Nephrologists make great surfies. They're totally tubular. Dude.
Chris Roberts So do neurologists, but it's all just head knowledge.
Brittany Crook Anaesthetists are excellent mathematicians. They know how to use numbers stunningly well.
Peter Kapitola People from Poland make great post-impressionists.
Brittany Crook Chris Roberts: unless they're focusing on peripheral matters. Then their heart and hands get involved too.
Brian Kippin Physios??? anyone?
Chris Roberts Physios make great teachers. They are good at stretching people.
David Mully Mullender Gastroenterologists enjoy woodworking. They make good stools.
Brittany Crook Nephrologists make great surfies. They're totally tubular. Dude.
Chris Roberts So do neurologists, but it's all just head knowledge.
Brittany Crook Anaesthetists are excellent mathematicians. They know how to use numbers stunningly well.
Peter Kapitola People from Poland make great post-impressionists.
Brittany Crook Chris Roberts: unless they're focusing on peripheral matters. Then their heart and hands get involved too.
Brian Kippin Physios??? anyone?
Chris Roberts Physios make great teachers. They are good at stretching people.
David Mully Mullender Gastroenterologists enjoy woodworking. They make good stools.
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Sew Many Puns Seemstressful
Peter Kapitola The local haberdashery put in a new access ramp, for those sew inclined.
Brittany Crook I'm glad the council gave their ascent so the store could a dress the issue.
Boyd Zurg I wonder when the other stores will cotton on to its importance and lift their game.
Brittany Crook Maybe now that a descent pattern has been established, the need'll be less overloocked.
Peter Kapitola It was councilwoman Jenny who escalated the issue. People have been quick to Singer praises.
Boyd Zurg Ah yes, weave heard about Jenny and how she takes steps to prevent looming council issues.
Brittany Crook I wonder if she will chair a forum to outline ways to tackle them.
Brittany Crook Although she may have to cut off crafty attempts to elevate less important hobby horses.
Kerryn Kapitola I can't comment because I don't have all the facts to baste my opinion on.
Brittany Crook Well, fine details are hard to pin down.
Kerryn Kapitola I'll needle'l more time as well.
Brittany Crook I suppose careful attension won't go astray - wouldn't want to waist good progress with a bust up.
Granny Mellor Oh to have a local haberdashery!
Peter Kapitola Oh, Jenny is fab(Rick the Mayor often commends her). She's not one to hem and haw or spin things to the press. She's witty too - we're often in stitches listening to her recount a tailor have a yarn. She seams pretty hard to ruffle. Our close-knit community would be clotht without her.
Brittany Crook She sounds like a pearl. Transparency is really important in these situations, and you'd hate t'affeta deal with a crotchety council member.
Kerryn Kapitola Wow, Jenny sounds great.. now I wish I'd satin on one of those council meetings. At lace they'll be another one next month.
Brittany Crook Yeah I missed it too, I'm 'frayed. I woodn't want to be button in, though... If I get an invite by text I'll go.
Brittany Crook I'm glad the council gave their ascent so the store could a dress the issue.
Boyd Zurg I wonder when the other stores will cotton on to its importance and lift their game.
Brittany Crook Maybe now that a descent pattern has been established, the need'll be less overloocked.
Peter Kapitola It was councilwoman Jenny who escalated the issue. People have been quick to Singer praises.
Boyd Zurg Ah yes, weave heard about Jenny and how she takes steps to prevent looming council issues.
Brittany Crook I wonder if she will chair a forum to outline ways to tackle them.
Brittany Crook Although she may have to cut off crafty attempts to elevate less important hobby horses.
Kerryn Kapitola I can't comment because I don't have all the facts to baste my opinion on.
Brittany Crook Well, fine details are hard to pin down.
Kerryn Kapitola I'll needle'l more time as well.
Brittany Crook I suppose careful attension won't go astray - wouldn't want to waist good progress with a bust up.
Granny Mellor Oh to have a local haberdashery!
Peter Kapitola Oh, Jenny is fab(Rick the Mayor often commends her). She's not one to hem and haw or spin things to the press. She's witty too - we're often in stitches listening to her recount a tailor have a yarn. She seams pretty hard to ruffle. Our close-knit community would be clotht without her.
Brittany Crook She sounds like a pearl. Transparency is really important in these situations, and you'd hate t'affeta deal with a crotchety council member.
Kerryn Kapitola Wow, Jenny sounds great.. now I wish I'd satin on one of those council meetings. At lace they'll be another one next month.
Brittany Crook Yeah I missed it too, I'm 'frayed. I woodn't want to be button in, though... If I get an invite by text I'll go.
You Snailed It
Adam Brown Just watched a Youtube video on how snails climb walls.
It was gripping.
Peter Kapitola I take it they drop any extraneous item before the climb.
(So they have lesscargo).
Andrew Nightingale Living the dream there.
Peter Kapitola Was the ending slimactic?
Adam Brown To be honest, it got a bit sluggish towards the end.
Andrew Nightingale Dragged on a bit?
Peter Kapitola Well at least you didn't have to shell out any money to see it then.
Peter Kapitola I'm not sure watching that video is something I could stomach-foot too long at least.
It was gripping.
Peter Kapitola I take it they drop any extraneous item before the climb.
(So they have lesscargo).
Andrew Nightingale Living the dream there.
Peter Kapitola Was the ending slimactic?
Adam Brown To be honest, it got a bit sluggish towards the end.
Andrew Nightingale Dragged on a bit?
Peter Kapitola Well at least you didn't have to shell out any money to see it then.
Peter Kapitola I'm not sure watching that video is something I could stomach-foot too long at least.
Thursday, July 10, 2014
Pun Neuf Diss
Peter Kapitola If a Frenchman's parting pleasantries are too long winded, can you just leave without further adieu?
Michael Evans maybe, but you may be considered rude faux pas-sing by.
Peter Kapitola Yes, doing so would probably baguette some hostility, making him cross aintagonistic and surly.
Richard Kohlhagen Eiffel bad when I upset someone this way. Oui must all do our best to maintain good manners.
Peter Kapitola Abattoir tabout if I bowed as I left? Would that bien neuf to allez your concerns?
Richard Kohlhagen I think I could grant you that small merci.
Michael Evans maybe, but you may be considered rude faux pas-sing by.
Peter Kapitola Yes, doing so would probably baguette some hostility, making him cross aintagonistic and surly.
Richard Kohlhagen Eiffel bad when I upset someone this way. Oui must all do our best to maintain good manners.
Peter Kapitola Abattoir tabout if I bowed as I left? Would that bien neuf to allez your concerns?
Richard Kohlhagen I think I could grant you that small merci.
Sunday, April 13, 2014
TK-42pun, why aren't you at your post?
Kerryn Kapitola Before she met Han Solo, Princess Leia was looking for love in Alderaan places.Thank you. I'm here all week.
Boyd Zurg nah, she just didn't luke hard enough
Peter Kapitola I think you mean all weak.
Peter Kapitola I guess I shouldn't be tauntaun you so much, because you have brought together two of my favourite things.
Boyd Zurg careful Peter, she'll give you a death star(e)
Kerryn Kapitola *sigh* I could try, but he'd just think it was a moon.
Peter Kapitola I have a bad feeling about this.
Boyd Zurg Kerryn, since Windu people mistake your face for your butt?
Kerryn Kapitola Kenobe honest? They are just too many Star Wars puns. Are you going to keep going, Organa stop?
Peter Kapitola They come to you Mos Eisley, do they?
Kerryn Kapitola This could be the punfest to Endor punfests.
Peter Kapitola We may need to Hoth another topic involved as well. I'm feeling hungry, so perhaps we could get some Calamari, Mon?
Boyd Zurg Please don't make such inSidious comments. Seems like you're trying to force the conversation to end.
Peter Kapitola Oh Boyd, your feelings are Hutt so easily.
Boyd Zurg no, its just that there's a darth of good punfests lately
Peter Kapitola Yes, the lack of puns is palpatine.
Peter Kapitola Hmmm, I'm still hungry. With so much at steak, I guess I'd need to go to a fully armed and operational cattle station.
Boyd Zurg I prefer Calamari. Steak's too Chewie.
Ashley Griffiths It's a trap!
Ashley Griffiths Sorry that's all I had
Boyd Zurg Yoda man!
Peter Kapitola The commander of the imperial legion on Endor may have been asleep on the job, but Ewok to quite a surprise.
Kerryn Kapitola This Fett-ish we have with Star Wars puns is just Grievous.
(Did you like that one? You can Padmé on the back)
Boyd Zurg Yep, but puns on this topic r 2 dear 2 withhold.
Richard Kohlhagen Don't force it, but don't jibber Jabba. Binks and you'll miss the next pun.
Peter Kapitola Nice Richard, I C3 puns. Oh how good!
Peter Kapitola Perhaps it's time to let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons?
Peter Kapitola Kerryn, you know how much I Needa good pun.
Peter Kapitola Y'avin a good time?
Peter Kapitola These puns are so cheap it's like they're having a sale; barge right in!
Kerryn Kapitola Sale of the Millennium?
Peter Kapitola Hmm, these are getting so bad they're starting to smell ranc(or something like that).
Peter Kapitola My sense of humor us only alleJed - I can't prove it exists.
Kerryn Kapitola Well, it's my new hope that we'll saber these times.
Peter Kapitola Ask a marine to open your stuck jar - jarheads are good at that.
Peter Kapitola Don't worry Kerryn, when it comes to that hope you're not a(c)lone.
Peter Kapitola Yep, it's a good sale ... Oh-(just)-buy-one!
Kerryn Kapitola I thought that was the last pun but ... no, there is another.
Kerryn Kapitola I think, perhaps, our journey towards the dark side is complete.
Boyd Zurg Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to no more puns.
Luke Koster I'm laughing so hard I have Anakin belly.
Peter Kapitola Perhaps I stole too many of the puns that were left, how sithpicable of me to show such Greed - oh there I go again!
Peter Kapitola Mr. Calrissian was an important part of the Cloud City Lando-wners Association.
Peter Kapitola Admiral Ackbarista asked me to try a nice hot beverage - but it was a frappe!
Peter Kapitola Man, nobody else has added a pun for a long time. I find your lack of pace disturbing.
Luke Koster You Bespin ning out a lot of puns. I'll take a Jabba't a few more.
Luke Koster I'd try for another, but there is no try.
Boyd Zurg Patience you must have, my young padawan.
Luke Koster Maybe I'll have a snack while I try to think of more... *om nom mon mon mothma nom nom*
Boyd Zurg wow you certainly Mauled that snack
Peter Kapitola Yeah, you eat like the Wookie Monster.
Peter Kapitola I think I can Leia few more on the table before they start Rieekan too much.
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Vlad's Army
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| President Putin showing off his new voice activated ear muffs |
Kerryn Kapitola Oh, Crimea river.
Peter Kapitola Oh Kerryn, Ukraine on my parade so often.
Kerryn Kapitola Kievful, you don't want to sound bitter.
Peter Kapitola Odesa good reason for it Kerryn.
Kerryn Kapitola If this is the way it has to be, then Soviet.
Peter Kapitola ussr you feel that way?
Kerryn Kapitola Moscow conversations always end in puns?
Peter Kapitola Yes, I like to ruble against boring conversations. I wonder what annex one will be? Anyway I have to run. Tatar!
Hannah Taylor Wow - this is a fantastic war! Keep going!!
Kerryn Kapitola I could keep going for days, but Byzantine, I'll just be a Slav to the pun.
Peter Kapitola My sister's pretty clever, Sochi comes up with some good ones. I can only think of a Mir handful.
Peter Kapitola ...not that I think we're done nyet.
Richard Kohlhagen A bit off the Marx with that last one.
Richard Kohlhagen Quit Stalin Peter we're waiting for a revolution
Peter Kapitola OK Richard, it may not have been the crème de la Kremlin of puns, and I know you don't like to beat around the babushka, but could you be a bit more Leniniant on me?
Jessie Kapitola aaarrrggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard Kohlhagen It's ok Jessie Kapitola it's just a little harmless pun, don't have a Moscow
Peter Kapitola Maybe she just has low blood sugar. Comrade the fridge with me?
Peter Kapitola You could call me Kerryn's Great Brother...
Richard Kohlhagen It's nearly iron curtains for this post Peter...
Peter Kapitola Maybe. I hope Vladimir doesn't sue me for this. Otherwise he'll be Putin on the writs.
Richard Kohlhagen vodka think peter? to please him shall we discuss the evils of capitalism? hence forth all capital letters are banned!
Peter Kapitola That would Kalashnikov strongly with my sense of grammar.
Peter Kapitola So I guess I would have to offer him my commisar-ations about that.
Richard Kohlhagen AK then, I can see how that would make you see red.
Richard Kohlhagen No missile crisis. I won't use my veto vote.
Peter Kapitola I'm not sure I'd call him classless though. I don't have the Bolsheviks for that. And it wouldn't do a Lada good.
Kerryn Kapitola Is this thing over yet? Cos I really think do svidanya?
Richard Kohlhagen What in the Helsinki is Svidanya? (I know Helsinki is in Finland but I hear Putin is expanding Russia these days)
Monday, March 24, 2014
In Punion There is Strength
Peter Kapitola My humour is like an onion. It's made up of layers, and not to everyone's taste. So far no-one has cried though.
Kerryn Kapitola And, once cooked, it makes the whole house smell wonderful...
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My talent's not analogies.
Peter Kapitola I'll just try and not make it half-baked then.
Peter Kapitola It also contain phenolics and flavonoids that have potential anti-inflammatory, anti-cholesterol, anticancer and antioxidant properties. And that's how an analogy dies.
Kerryn Kapitola I could continue with the analogy, but I think I shall just go forth with onion puns, shallot I?
Boyd Zurg This conversation looks apeeling. May I join?
Kerryn Kapitola Sure. I won't mince words, it might get a bit dicey.
Boyd Zurg As long as you don't get in a pickle, its ok.
Kerryn Kapitola Hmm, well it can be a bit confusing, but I'll sauté out.
Boyd Zurg My humour is like onion powder. It's dry, tasteful ..and only strange people laugh at it
Kerryn Kapitola And, once cooked, it makes the whole house smell wonderful...
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My talent's not analogies.
Peter Kapitola I'll just try and not make it half-baked then.
Peter Kapitola It also contain phenolics and flavonoids that have potential anti-inflammatory, anti-cholesterol, anticancer and antioxidant properties. And that's how an analogy dies.
Kerryn Kapitola I could continue with the analogy, but I think I shall just go forth with onion puns, shallot I?
Boyd Zurg This conversation looks apeeling. May I join?
Kerryn Kapitola Sure. I won't mince words, it might get a bit dicey.
Boyd Zurg As long as you don't get in a pickle, its ok.
Kerryn Kapitola Hmm, well it can be a bit confusing, but I'll sauté out.
Boyd Zurg My humour is like onion powder. It's dry, tasteful ..and only strange people laugh at it
Punderground Explosives.
Peter Kapitola If your boss laid some explosives, but they didn't go off, so your boss asked you to set them up again, but you didn't want to, would you re-fuse?
Michael Evans well, sure, as I'd like to defuse the situation.
Kerryn Kapitola It's certainly a good question to ignite conversation
Lindon Mellor I'm blown away that you would even think of that
Kelly Thomson That could create one very explosive debate!!
Peter Kapitola Yes, I'd better not spark too fiery a debate or I'll be in danger of being hoist by my own petard.
Brittany Crook I'd ask if he'd mind the sight of casual ties.
Brittany Crook (Wouldn't want to be fired for not knowing the code)
Brittany Crook (And clearing it up first might save an arm and a leg)
Chris Roberts It's the sort of thing that could easily blow up in your face.
Peter Kapitola Yes, the situation could really flare up. I guess you'd want to wait and C4 what reason it didn't go off. It would be important for your safety ANFOr the safety of those around you.
Boyd Zurg I detonately would!
Peter Kapitola You're da bomb, Boyd.
Richard Kohlhagen Boss would blow his top if you didn't, he has a really short fuse.
Michael Evans well, sure, as I'd like to defuse the situation.
Kerryn Kapitola It's certainly a good question to ignite conversation
Lindon Mellor I'm blown away that you would even think of that
Kelly Thomson That could create one very explosive debate!!
Peter Kapitola Yes, I'd better not spark too fiery a debate or I'll be in danger of being hoist by my own petard.
Brittany Crook I'd ask if he'd mind the sight of casual ties.
Brittany Crook (Wouldn't want to be fired for not knowing the code)
Brittany Crook (And clearing it up first might save an arm and a leg)
Chris Roberts It's the sort of thing that could easily blow up in your face.
Peter Kapitola Yes, the situation could really flare up. I guess you'd want to wait and C4 what reason it didn't go off. It would be important for your safety ANFOr the safety of those around you.
Boyd Zurg I detonately would!
Peter Kapitola You're da bomb, Boyd.
Richard Kohlhagen Boss would blow his top if you didn't, he has a really short fuse.
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Single Lens Reflux
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Peter Kapitola: My coffee helps me focus.
Shemmariah Beth Oh my goodness I need this! lol
Elaine Schneiker Love those mugs!
Chris Roberts It must be nice to fstop and enjoy this while the world zooms by.
Peter Kapitola I think I will just cut to this now:
Chris Roberts So should we try for coffee related puns or have we bean there too?
Peter Kapitola Java couple on hand?
Daniel Braithwaite I'll affagato some puns
Peter Kapitola That was quick (almost by express)so I am impressed.
Chris Roberts Suits me to a tea. But I'm not going to sugar coat it: chai as you might you'll find yourselves in hot water if this becomes a competition. You'll be creamed.
Daniel Braithwaite What level of caffeine exposure do you deem safe? Do you apply any metering to each cup and how fast do you get it down your aperture?
Daniel Braithwaite I could zoom through a few right now, but I'll let the things develop first
Peter Kapitola Don't be so bitter Chris, you're just asking for a roasting. Your attempts are easy to moch - a long black mark on your record in fact. After I give you a good tamping down (which will be more than a frappe on the barista I assure you) you'll be left wondering how I managed to cap you so easily.
Boyd Zurg You guys seem to always be frothing at the mouth with these conversations. Can't you just latte go, and enjoy each other's wit?
Daniel Braithwaite I feel I have to step in at this point and say enough all white. Balance is required. Let's make sure we present ourselves in a good light.
Boyd Zurg Dan, I filter need to say that photography puns have already been milked (see above link). Though I do like how you've blended the two topics in some instant-ces.
Daniel Braithwaite Oh, I am plunging into old ground. Coffee from now on it is
Kerryn Kapitola Well, this punning thing looks pretty easy, I might give it a shot.
Kerryn Kapitola Soy, I'll just skim over all the milk jokes then?
Daniel Braithwaite The puns here ma-de scale to new altitudes
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Thursday, December 12, 2013
Glue-ten Free
Chris Roberts Pro-tip: For people who work with kids - When making lunch at your desk do NOT mix up the bottles of mayonnaise and the PVA glue.
Peter Kapitola That would leave you in a bit of a bind.
Peter Kapitola It sounds like you were in a bit of a sticky situation there Chris. I hope it was a bonding experience for you and your kids.
Boyd Zurg What a fasten-ate-ing ingredient that would be!
Peter Kapitola That's one way to adhere to your diet...
Boyd Zurg ...and it's a good staple food.
Peter Kapitola Uhu don't pay attention will end up with claggy sandwiches.
Peter Kapitola That would leave you in a bit of a bind.
Peter Kapitola It sounds like you were in a bit of a sticky situation there Chris. I hope it was a bonding experience for you and your kids.
Boyd Zurg What a fasten-ate-ing ingredient that would be!
Peter Kapitola That's one way to adhere to your diet...
Boyd Zurg ...and it's a good staple food.
Peter Kapitola Uhu don't pay attention will end up with claggy sandwiches.
Tips for Butter Photography
My son was caught dragging my SD card through a tub of butter. This actually happened. There's another sentence in the English language I never realised I'd be saying.
#thisiswhywecanthavenicethings
Peter Kapitola The photos are fine thankfully, although the white balance is slightly yellow and the colour is a bit polyunsaturated.
Daniel Braithwaite Dairy me Peter, it's enough to make my stomach churn
Peter Kapitola Daniel, it wasn't long ago that Chris Roberts and I milked the dairy puns for all their worth. So perhaps we'll change focus and see what develops? I can already hear Jessie shutter.
Peter Kapitola I hope this thread doesn't take a negative turn.
Peter Kapitola Sorry, photography just lens itself well to puns. And I do Leica good pun.
Tiang Cheng I hope you told him that he canon do that again
Peter Kapitola I let him know I didn't think his behaviour was too flash, and that ISO not wanting it to happen again.
Peter Kapitola I told him that if he didn't f-stop that behaviour he would risk my ire-is.
Peter Kapitola We'll at least I've exposed his bad behaviour for all to see.
Peter Kapitola Well shoot, I think I may have run out of puns. Or not!
Peter Kapitola This sort of behaviour has been cropping up from time to time.
Peter Kapitola Yes as long as we frame it in terms of a punishment.
Peter Kapitola Acting up seems to be a bit of a reflex at the moment.
Peter Kapitola Maybe the dark room will give him some new perspective?
Peter Kapitola It will make him see the contrast between the consequences of good and bad behaviour?
Peter Kapitola Anyway, we'll see how it all pans out.
#thisiswhywecanthavenicethings
Peter Kapitola The photos are fine thankfully, although the white balance is slightly yellow and the colour is a bit polyunsaturated.
Daniel Braithwaite Dairy me Peter, it's enough to make my stomach churn
Peter Kapitola Daniel, it wasn't long ago that Chris Roberts and I milked the dairy puns for all their worth. So perhaps we'll change focus and see what develops? I can already hear Jessie shutter.
Peter Kapitola I hope this thread doesn't take a negative turn.
Peter Kapitola Sorry, photography just lens itself well to puns. And I do Leica good pun.
Tiang Cheng I hope you told him that he canon do that again
Peter Kapitola I let him know I didn't think his behaviour was too flash, and that ISO not wanting it to happen again.
Peter Kapitola I told him that if he didn't f-stop that behaviour he would risk my ire-is.
Peter Kapitola We'll at least I've exposed his bad behaviour for all to see.
Peter Kapitola Well shoot, I think I may have run out of puns. Or not!
Peter Kapitola This sort of behaviour has been cropping up from time to time.
Peter Kapitola Yes as long as we frame it in terms of a punishment.
Peter Kapitola Acting up seems to be a bit of a reflex at the moment.
Peter Kapitola Maybe the dark room will give him some new perspective?
Peter Kapitola It will make him see the contrast between the consequences of good and bad behaviour?
Peter Kapitola Anyway, we'll see how it all pans out.
Sunday, December 8, 2013
Forever hold your puns
Peter Kapitola I know my fans will be brideling at this, but so far the speech I'm writing for Quenten and Eve's wedding tomorrow doesn't contain any puns.
Terry Rankine Dislike....
Kerryn Kapitola That would certainly be bouqueting the trend
Peter Kapitola If I start dropping puns even the wedding cake will be in tiers.
Kerryn Kapitola Aisle have to hear it later
Peter Kapitola I would be fitting though. I mean, the bride does get a new name and a dress.
Kerryn Kapitola If it's a really nice dress, you can ask her if she used lots of satins, though she'll probably just say, "Nup, tulles."
Peter Kapitola I wonder if they'll be serving many melons and the reception. It's all been well planned now, so they can'telope.
Kerryn Kapitola Well, you know how I feel about weddings... I like to keep my feelings veiled and my emotions gartered.
Peter Kapitola At least that means you don't gossip. You are truly made of honour.
Joel Beaver Dont forget to be punctual
Peter Kapitola Aha.... I managed to fit one it. It's a computer science pun so it will go over a few heads. Quenten and Eve will get it though.
Kerryn Kapitola Considering I'm not involved in the wedding party or their families, this particular wedding renders me speechless.
Terry Rankine Dislike....
Kerryn Kapitola That would certainly be bouqueting the trend
Peter Kapitola If I start dropping puns even the wedding cake will be in tiers.
Kerryn Kapitola Aisle have to hear it later
Peter Kapitola I would be fitting though. I mean, the bride does get a new name and a dress.
Kerryn Kapitola If it's a really nice dress, you can ask her if she used lots of satins, though she'll probably just say, "Nup, tulles."
Peter Kapitola I wonder if they'll be serving many melons and the reception. It's all been well planned now, so they can'telope.
Kerryn Kapitola Well, you know how I feel about weddings... I like to keep my feelings veiled and my emotions gartered.
Peter Kapitola At least that means you don't gossip. You are truly made of honour.
Joel Beaver Dont forget to be punctual
Peter Kapitola Aha.... I managed to fit one it. It's a computer science pun so it will go over a few heads. Quenten and Eve will get it though.
Kerryn Kapitola Considering I'm not involved in the wedding party or their families, this particular wedding renders me speechless.
Thursday, November 28, 2013
The sisterhood of travelling puns.
Kerryn Kapitola To all those I told I wasn't travelling international this year... turns out I was wrong.
Claire Elsdon Where are you off to?
Peter Kapitola Madeupistan?
Kerryn Kapitola illsmackyourheadinistan?
Peter Kapitola youaretakingittoofarandruiningitistan
Kerryn Kapitola okay, I'm going to Thailand for a short trip in November... it's right next to youvemadeyourpointistan.
Peter Kapitola I knew you would never be thaid down for long.
Jessie Kapitola oh Peter *groan* that is awful!
Kerryn Kapitola Phuket you
Peter Kapitola Kerryn, I canada stand such a language.
Peter Kapitola What would Mum say if she heard you talking like that? I think alaska.
Kerryn Kapitola Peter, we are two of a Pair. Ru.
Peter Kapitola Oman that was a bad one Kerryn
Kerryn Kapitola Yemen, I know.
Peter Kapitola So what uganda do on your trip?
Kerryn Kapitola I'd like to learn qatar, but I'll have to czech african.
Peter Kapitola Norway is that going to happen
Kerryn Kapitola why? because I have insomalia?
Peter Kapitola I don't belize you have it in you
Jessie Kapitola oh boy - I can't take this anymore!!!!
Kerryn Kapitola do you mean it's time... Togo Jessie?
Peter Kapitola You're finnished already?
Jessie Kapitola aarrgghh!!!!! That's it, I'm not looking at my notifications any longer!
Peter Kapitola We are causing spain to Jessie
Kerryn Kapitola that's bolivia!.. but maybe I'll just walk along the beach picking up seychelles
Kerryn Kapitola enough throwing estonias into the facebook world
Peter Kapitola Yes, those who live in glasgow shouldn't do that
Peter Kapitola Hmmm, I'm racking my bahrain to come up with them now
Kerryn Kapitola c'mon Jessie, ghana have a go?
Kerryn Kapitola just kuwait Jessie, we'll get you in
Peter Kapitola Taiwander how we can convince her
Peter Kapitola When she thinks I'm nothing budapest
Kerryn Kapitola everwanda how to do it?
Peter Kapitola Java good idea yet?
Peter Kapitola We should tell her that laughter is good for the seoul
Kerryn Kapitola well, I can put up with it because we have the same suriname
Peter Kapitola True. We always come back for samoa
Kerryn Kapitola Ukraine? I can hear the Wales from here
Peter Kapitola Namibiam being too harsh on her
Kerryn Kapitola nah, I don't think so, just as long as you don't russia
Peter Kapitola I think part of it was that she was getting a bit hungary
Peter Kapitola Sometimes you just gotta get food india
Peter Kapitola So mum agreed to let you go travelling again huh? How'd jamaica?
Kerryn Kapitola I said I'd feed our Equitorial Guinea pig for a month, and make sure he doesn't get Chile
Peter Kapitola Armenia going with ya?
Kerryn Kapitola many were interested, but with the cost, not many romania-d
Peter Kapitola So you are going soloman?
Kerryn Kapitola Bahahamas
Kerryn Kapitola Bhutan count on it
Peter Kapitola I imagine going with friends would sweden the deal though
Kerryn Kapitola the costa rica was a bit high
Peter Kapitola Syriasly, we've managed to keep this going well
Peter Kapitola Irish there were more countries we could use
Kerryn Kapitola true, but cuback off
Peter Kapitola Kenya think of any more?
Kerryn Kapitola only if I can use some elbow greece
Peter Kapitola I Haiti it when our pun sessions come to an end
Kerryn Kapitola I'm sure there are germany more that we haven't thought of
Peter Kapitola I don't like tibet, but I think we are nearing the end
Kerryn Kapitola israelly hard now
Kerryn Kapitola guyana getting tired?
Peter Kapitola Yeah, there use to be brazillions of them
Peter Kapitola I think iran out.... no, wait there we go
Kerryn Kapitola this stress is hurting my brain. my hair is starting to malta
Kerryn Kapitola my brain has a malawi
Kerryn Kapitola and some of our sentences are nepalling
Peter Kapitola Well don't get madagascar at me
Kerryn Kapitola hey, just because I'm a girl and uruguay
Kerryn Kapitola sorry, I'll stop being so senegal
Peter Kapitola If you were a man we'd be a paraguay
Kerryn Kapitola I can't be a man, that's against the Palau
Peter Kapitola But if you were a man, you could have a korea
Kerryn Kapitola at least I don't serbia in a liechtenstein
Peter Kapitola Well I should really ivory coast
Kerryn Kapitola yeah, my netherlands are getting full
Peter Kapitola AWKWARD
Peter Kapitola OK. Abyssinia
Kerryn Kapitola take carribean
Peter Kapitola So long island!
Peter Kapitola Uganda have the last one?
Peter Kapitola Tuvalu! --
Kerryn Kapitola Tuvalu! --
Tabita Crisan Thanks for the entertainment guys!! That was a gold thread to read.. Are u sure u can't think of any Mauritius?
Claire Elsdon Where are you off to?
Peter Kapitola Madeupistan?
Kerryn Kapitola illsmackyourheadinistan?
Peter Kapitola youaretakingittoofarandruiningitistan
Kerryn Kapitola okay, I'm going to Thailand for a short trip in November... it's right next to youvemadeyourpointistan.
Peter Kapitola I knew you would never be thaid down for long.
Jessie Kapitola oh Peter *groan* that is awful!
Kerryn Kapitola Phuket you
Peter Kapitola Kerryn, I canada stand such a language.
Peter Kapitola What would Mum say if she heard you talking like that? I think alaska.
Kerryn Kapitola Peter, we are two of a Pair. Ru.
Peter Kapitola Oman that was a bad one Kerryn
Kerryn Kapitola Yemen, I know.
Peter Kapitola So what uganda do on your trip?
Kerryn Kapitola I'd like to learn qatar, but I'll have to czech african.
Peter Kapitola Norway is that going to happen
Kerryn Kapitola why? because I have insomalia?
Peter Kapitola I don't belize you have it in you
Jessie Kapitola oh boy - I can't take this anymore!!!!
Kerryn Kapitola do you mean it's time... Togo Jessie?
Peter Kapitola You're finnished already?
Jessie Kapitola aarrgghh!!!!! That's it, I'm not looking at my notifications any longer!
Peter Kapitola We are causing spain to Jessie
Kerryn Kapitola that's bolivia!.. but maybe I'll just walk along the beach picking up seychelles
Kerryn Kapitola enough throwing estonias into the facebook world
Peter Kapitola Yes, those who live in glasgow shouldn't do that
Peter Kapitola Hmmm, I'm racking my bahrain to come up with them now
Kerryn Kapitola c'mon Jessie, ghana have a go?
Kerryn Kapitola just kuwait Jessie, we'll get you in
Peter Kapitola Taiwander how we can convince her
Peter Kapitola When she thinks I'm nothing budapest
Kerryn Kapitola everwanda how to do it?
Peter Kapitola Java good idea yet?
Peter Kapitola We should tell her that laughter is good for the seoul
Kerryn Kapitola well, I can put up with it because we have the same suriname
Peter Kapitola True. We always come back for samoa
Kerryn Kapitola Ukraine? I can hear the Wales from here
Peter Kapitola Namibiam being too harsh on her
Kerryn Kapitola nah, I don't think so, just as long as you don't russia
Peter Kapitola I think part of it was that she was getting a bit hungary
Peter Kapitola Sometimes you just gotta get food india
Peter Kapitola So mum agreed to let you go travelling again huh? How'd jamaica?
Kerryn Kapitola I said I'd feed our Equitorial Guinea pig for a month, and make sure he doesn't get Chile
Peter Kapitola Armenia going with ya?
Kerryn Kapitola many were interested, but with the cost, not many romania-d
Peter Kapitola So you are going soloman?
Kerryn Kapitola Bahahamas
Kerryn Kapitola Bhutan count on it
Peter Kapitola I imagine going with friends would sweden the deal though
Kerryn Kapitola the costa rica was a bit high
Peter Kapitola Syriasly, we've managed to keep this going well
Peter Kapitola Irish there were more countries we could use
Kerryn Kapitola true, but cuback off
Peter Kapitola Kenya think of any more?
Kerryn Kapitola only if I can use some elbow greece
Peter Kapitola I Haiti it when our pun sessions come to an end
Kerryn Kapitola I'm sure there are germany more that we haven't thought of
Peter Kapitola I don't like tibet, but I think we are nearing the end
Kerryn Kapitola israelly hard now
Kerryn Kapitola guyana getting tired?
Peter Kapitola Yeah, there use to be brazillions of them
Peter Kapitola I think iran out.... no, wait there we go
Kerryn Kapitola this stress is hurting my brain. my hair is starting to malta
Kerryn Kapitola my brain has a malawi
Kerryn Kapitola and some of our sentences are nepalling
Peter Kapitola Well don't get madagascar at me
Kerryn Kapitola hey, just because I'm a girl and uruguay
Kerryn Kapitola sorry, I'll stop being so senegal
Peter Kapitola If you were a man we'd be a paraguay
Kerryn Kapitola I can't be a man, that's against the Palau
Peter Kapitola But if you were a man, you could have a korea
Kerryn Kapitola at least I don't serbia in a liechtenstein
Peter Kapitola Well I should really ivory coast
Kerryn Kapitola yeah, my netherlands are getting full
Peter Kapitola AWKWARD
Peter Kapitola OK. Abyssinia
Peter Kapitola So long island!
Peter Kapitola Uganda have the last one?
Peter Kapitola Tuvalu! --
Kerryn Kapitola Tuvalu! --
Tabita Crisan Thanks for the entertainment guys!! That was a gold thread to read.. Are u sure u can't think of any Mauritius?
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Tragedy and Comedy
Lindon Mellor
7 news should get an award for their ability to make comparisons - "This woman lost her husband a year ago and now she's lost her garden" *shows picture of a small vege patch flooded.
Peter Kapitola Oh the humanitree!
Kerryn Kapitola Did she look forlawn?
Lindon Mellor more a look of disbeleaf Kerryn
Kerryn Kapitola Awww, I feel sad flora.
Peter Kapitola I bet now she feels even more aloam.
Lindon Mellor It's true treeson, life isn't pear
John Thompson What a sappy story...
7 news should get an award for their ability to make comparisons - "This woman lost her husband a year ago and now she's lost her garden" *shows picture of a small vege patch flooded.
Peter Kapitola Oh the humanitree!
Kerryn Kapitola Did she look forlawn?
Lindon Mellor more a look of disbeleaf Kerryn
Kerryn Kapitola Awww, I feel sad flora.
Peter Kapitola I bet now she feels even more aloam.
Lindon Mellor It's true treeson, life isn't pear
John Thompson What a sappy story...
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