Tooth-Hurty

Chris Roberts
Can't believe it, the dentist and asked to schedule an appointment for 2.30! Some days it feels like God is setting your jokes up for you....

Peter Kapitola I'm sure you've been there plenty of times, so you know the drill.

Judson Williams I'd brush it off as a coincidence

Richard Nicholls This conversation is decaying rapidly.

Daniel Braithwaite I'll bet the dentist will be sick and you will get a fill in

Chris Roberts And to cap it all off, now everyone else is chiming in. That's the crowning achievement! Even thought I've pretty much handed you all these puns on a plate, so I suppose I'd better brace myself for more.

Richard Nicholls Well done, I think an award is in order ... perhaps some kind of plaque.

Daniel Braithwaite Time to pull out some more puns?

Daniel Braithwaite What an addenture this is turning out to be

Chris Roberts I'm beginning to wish I could be extracted from this conversation before it gets too long in the tooth.

Richard Nicholls Ah, such wisdom!

Daniel Braithwaite I'm not sure I have the palate for this

Brittany Crook Can I never Reach your scale of wit? In size or number?

Richard Nicholls Sometimes the tooth is stranger than fiction.

Chris Roberts By Cuspid's beard! Gum on guys, if these incisive puns take root we might find we've bitten off more than we can chew and (incidentally) be falsely accused of lossing our minds.

Chris Roberts The original pun was about the time "Tooth-hurty", but I'm not worried about that. I won't even need analgesia. I've learnt to transcend dental medication.


Erik Olsen Hard to cap that

Peter Kapitola Going to the dentist can be very full filling.

Luke Shepherd It's good that you're only posting positive things about dentists... because, you know, they have fillings too.

Peter Kapitola Yeah, they can often get a bid sad, and look down in the mouth.

Erik Olsen But if you don't go to the dentist for a long time, you know abscess makes the heart grow fonder

Peter Kapitola True Erik. If you don't go for 10 years, you would have a bad tooth decade.

Erik Olsen After I ate some chocolate I was told I was a chip off the old block

Kerryn Kapitola you guys are so funny, I should keep you guys on a retainer

Erik Olsen It is just great there is so much wisdom on this page

Peter Kapitola Such biting, incisive wit.


Peter Kapitola I think we may have extracted all the puns. Ortho don't worry, I think I can find some more. I'm fact I know I can-nine to be precise. Hopefully before this you won't be like a rude dentist and lose your patients. Oh dear, this humor is turning noxious. If these puns have you rolling on the fluoride be surprised. Don't worry, you won't hurt my fillings. Well I guess I'd better sign off oral be late for work. Tartar.