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Peter Kapitola Bill may be Shorten answers, but most politicians are sKeating on thin ice and have no idea what they're talking Abbott. Those misCreants just love Swanning about Hawkeing their Ruddy policies, managing to Turn bull dust into believable promises, without a care for Howard dear citizens will suffer.

Lee Herridge What is with these Menzied attacks on the credibility of politicians?

Peter Kapitola I'm at my Whitlam's end.

Richard Kohlhagen I Pyne for some sensible policies. We should put a Holt to all this rubbish.

Boyd Zurg This may be true, Barton their defence the media often incorrectly reFrasers their statements.

Lee Herridge No Lyons - Reiding these puns is hard work

Peter Kapitola Though some consider these a Blight on the English language and want to Garrett me, I reckon these puns are too good to Latham to rest just yet.

Karoline All these budget broken promises put me on a Downer!

Peter Kapitola Many of us don't like the burden of responsibility so are happy to Palmer off to politicians, which is part of the reason for their Hanson salaries.