Mail-ificent

No, not like that...

Peter Kapitola If your letterbox doesn't have any numbers on it, you really need to address that.

Kate Wilson Bills are male. And fee mail.

Peter Kapitola If only they were free mail.

Kate Wilson If free mail were an option I'd be going for it post haste!

Peter Kapitola You would master that post!

Kate Wilson We should stamp this pun fest out before it's too late....

Kate Wilson How do letters get married?... They envelope.

Kate Wilson Guess I can slot a few in before bed.

Peter Kapitola You deliver them well.

Kate Wilson Really? Sometimes I feel like when it comes to puns I've left the fold.

Kate Wilson But this is going well so that's a good sign.

Kate Wilson When you receive a letter you're like an ocean hunter... tearing apart a seal :/

Kate Wilson It would be cool to work for the postal service... I wonder if they paper hour?

Kate Wilson Danny Green and my postman have something in common... they're male boxers!

Kate Wilson What do you say when it's time to open an envelope?... Letter rip!

Kate Wilson I didn't get a reply and therefore I resent it.