Andrew Chan It's giving me a sink-ing feeling
Larry Travis You're all washed up.
Peter Kapitola I feel drained after this.
Larry Travis Water you talking about?
Peter Kapitola I'm talking about my friend Celine who was just in an accident. Poor Celine.
Larry Travis She's always in hot water.
Peter Kapitola Sorry, that was a bit of a shameless plug.
Larry Travis Wait, was that the accident at the construction site? The lady who crashed into the mixer?
Peter Kapitola Ir..well...I'd rather not say.
Larry Travis Celine was pretty good at plays-on-words, if I recall. If she joined us we wouldn't be able to countertop puns.
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Peter Kapitola I am too embarrassed to say how long this took me to get.
In my defense, I may have been drinking.
Larry Travis Took a moment to sink in?
Peter Kapitola Yeah my brain wasn't flowing well.
Larry Travis Should I be basin any conclusions on that?
Peter Kapitola Maybe we should end this, sir, amic ably?
Larry Travis Tub-e sure, we should.
Peter Kapitola Yes, it's bringing out our vanity.
Larry Travis You just about bowled me over with that play on words, but don't get too enamelled with yourself!
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Larry Travis Is that a "faux set" of instructions by any chance?
Morris Evans This is amazing
Larry Travis Tank you! On another posting of this, Peter really drained my store of pun creativity. We threw everything but the kitchen sink at it. I'm tapped and this was all I had left.