Vlad's Army

President Putin showing off his new voice activated ear muffs

Peter Kapitola Putin may want to be a shooting Tsar, but wise men say that only fools Russian.

Kerryn Kapitola Oh, Crimea river.

Peter Kapitola Oh Kerryn, Ukraine on my parade so often.

Kerryn Kapitola Kievful, you don't want to sound bitter.

Peter Kapitola Odesa good reason for it Kerryn.

Kerryn Kapitola If this is the way it has to be, then Soviet.

Peter Kapitola ussr you feel that way?

Kerryn Kapitola Moscow conversations always end in puns?

Peter Kapitola Yes, I like to ruble against boring conversations. I wonder what annex one will be? Anyway I have to run. Tatar!

Hannah Taylor Wow - this is a fantastic war! Keep going!!

Kerryn Kapitola I could keep going for days, but Byzantine, I'll just be a Slav to the pun.

Peter Kapitola My sister's pretty clever, Sochi comes up with some good ones. I can only think of a Mir handful.

Peter Kapitola ...not that I think we're done nyet.

Richard Kohlhagen A bit off the Marx with that last one.

Richard Kohlhagen Quit Stalin Peter we're waiting for a revolution

Peter Kapitola OK Richard, it may not have been the crème de la Kremlin of puns, and I know you don't like to beat around the babushka, but could you be a bit more Leniniant on me?

Jessie Kapitola aaarrrggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Richard Kohlhagen It's ok Jessie Kapitola it's just a little harmless pun, don't have a Moscow 

Peter Kapitola Maybe she just has low blood sugar. Comrade the fridge with me?

Peter Kapitola You could call me Kerryn's Great Brother...

Richard Kohlhagen It's nearly iron curtains for this post Peter...

Peter Kapitola Maybe. I hope Vladimir doesn't sue me for this. Otherwise he'll be Putin on the writs.

Richard Kohlhagen vodka think peter? to please him shall we discuss the evils of capitalism? hence forth all capital letters are banned!

Peter Kapitola That would Kalashnikov strongly with my sense of grammar.

Peter Kapitola So I guess I would have to offer him my commisar-ations about that.

Richard Kohlhagen AK then, I can see how that would make you see red.

Richard Kohlhagen No missile crisis. I won't use my veto vote.

Peter Kapitola I'm not sure I'd call him classless though. I don't have the Bolsheviks for that. And it wouldn't do a Lada good.

Kerryn Kapitola Is this thing over yet? Cos I really think do svidanya?

Richard Kohlhagen What in the Helsinki is Svidanya? (I know Helsinki is in Finland but I hear Putin is expanding Russia these days)