Wimbledon't.

Kerryn Kapitola Watching the tennis as the player and umpire share a fun conversation.
Mum: "He's flirting with her."
Me: *panics* "That's because, uh, love, tennis, love zero, court... there's a joke in this somewhere!"

Kerryn Kapitola "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND LOVE ON THE TENNIS COURT."
That's what I should have said.

Peter Kapitola Careful Kerryn, to a tennis player, love means nothing.

Kerryn Kapitola But gotta play to see if you'll have a good match.

Kerryn Kapitola But thanks, I know to be forewarned is to be forearmed.

Peter Kapitola You don't want to get served.

Kerryn Kapitola I'll take it as a backhanded kind of compliment.

Peter Kapitola OK well, give it a shot, you'll probably have a ball-boy won't that be fun!

Kerryn Kapitola Well yeah, from what I can de-deuce, I'll be all set.

Peter Kapitola Ace-rtainly can't fault you there. I hope your courtship ends with you netting a winner.

Kerryn Kapitola Lhawkeye can't stand any more puns, we need to be quiet please and stop making a racquet.

Jarod Vice Set-ing each other up, dont get court.

Peter Kapitola I guess I could let it go. I would feel more Serene-a.

Kerryn Kapitola I could make a Graf of how bad these puns are, but I think it's Steffi-cient to say that reading them is Agassi Andre-aining.

Well they aren't.

Peter Kapitola In Soviet Russia, dissenting thoughts are not aloud.

Pregnant Paws

Peter Kapitola Due any day now. My back is killing me!

Peter Kapitola If it's a girl I'll call her Mel.

Adam Brown I reckon it'll be a boy - it's just my gut feeling

Peter Kapitola Your prediction may be born out.

Kerryn Kapitola These puns are so laborious.

Peter Kapitola Hopefully they induce at least some laughter.

Kerryn Kapitola I thought we'd have delivered all available puns, but I caesar many puns still yet to be conceived.

Peter Kapitola Yes, we're only in our infancy.

Adam Brown We shouldn't let the lack of obvious puns de-fetus.

Peter Kapitola Your reasoning is ultra-sound.

Peter Kapitola It's great to test your attitude towards pregnancy and see it come up so positive. I would hate to think you were all anti-natal.

Pun-gonophobia

Peter Kapitola I wasn't sure about my beard. Then it grew on me.

Damien Bailey First grow a real beard :) lol

Peter Kapitola Oh Damo, you and your snideburns.

Peter Kapitola I think this level of beard is the most Jessie can handle-barring a change of heart.

Jessie Kapitola It's the puns, not the beard, I object to!

Peter Kapitola You moustache me to stop?

Peter Kapitola Maybe I should make amends with Jessie and whisker away on a European holiday?

Peter Kapitola It'll be a close shave though. This pun-soup strainers my relationship with Jessie and seems to razor ire.

Professional Arguments

Peter Kapitola Sonographers make great debaters - their logic is ultra-sound.

Kerryn Kapitola Well, they'd have a good discussion with the people at the Mint, those guys are always making cents.

Peter Kapitola Don't get me started on pi makers through, those guys are completely irrational.

Peter Kapitola Oh, and farmers. They're always putting up straw men.

Ter Ry Xray techs probably see straight through your arguments. And guys from beacon can shed some light on the issues.