Disney and Disfoot

 I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better - Disney or Warner Bros. I have to say it got very animated.

Peter Kapitola I can already hear the Moana-ing.

Ter Ry Wonder if we should put Pixar in the list too? Sure you could get a 'Buzz out of it.

Peter Kapitola They Woodyn't have to, since Pixar is part of Disney.

Ter Ry I 'HAM liking where this is heading, if only we could make sure this wasn't 'Dwarfed by other threads, that would make me Happy.

Peter Kapitola Yeah, this should be Ariel treat.

Tracey Smith I might Jas-mine my own business, but Aladdin any others I think of... come on surely Simba-dy else has a few more Disney puns just lion around....

Grapes of Mirth

Please tell your friends about the dangers of choking on dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.

Kezza Kay Definitely a headline for Currant Affairs

Jayne Meister Kezza Kay very clever!

Chris Reynolds That deserves a special edition groan.

Puns Given Forever

 I really wanted to come up with a pun about the Ever Given. But I guess that ship has sailed.

Jayne Scaddan 🤦🏼‍

Jessie Kapitola Thank you. Appropriate response.

Peter Kapitola What are you talking aboat?

Jayne Scaddan Peter Kapitola didn’t know you were Canadian!

Peter Kapitola Jayne Scaddan I'd really be up ship creek then.

Jayne Scaddan No that’s Scottish!!

Peter Kapitola I think this requires further canalysis.

Jayne Scaddan Peter Kapitola careful, or I’ll get my lawyers to suez you!

Jessie Kapitola *I'm out of here GIF*

Peter Kapitola Jessie can't container annoyance.

Jayne Scaddan Up ship creek without a paddle eh?

Lee Herridge At least you gave it a car-go

Peter Kapitola Lee Herridge Thanks. I was stuck for quite a while.

Kezza Kay A stuck ship is the best pun gift ever given.

Peter Kapitola Kezza Kay It just keeps on giving, like some sort of tree that doesn't lose its leaves.