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Monday, August 24, 2015

Milking It

Peter Kapitola If you ask one million people to open a carton of milk and pour a glass of it, probably 100,000 will spill some milk, 10,000 will spray milk on themselves while trying to open the carton, 1,000 will drop the carton all over the floor, 100 will manage to break the glass, 10 will cut themselves on said glass and 1 will somehow manage to set fire to the room. #designingabetterfool

Chris Roberts not worth crying over.

Peter Kapitola Chris, I knew you were going to milk this joke for all it's worth.

Chris Roberts Oh dairy me.

Daniel Braithwaite Which is why you should always take the udder option

Joel Reid Please stop milking it.

Peter Kapitola You didn't like Dan's comment Joel? Was there something it lact?

Chris Roberts This is getting cheesy. You guys had butter step up your game or I will cream you. Your comments have all lacked. Oh Snap!

Peter Kapitola You sound a bit sour Chris. Do you expect us to just cow-er before your pun mastery?

Amy Fletcher I can't believe I just wasted 2 minutes reading your bad punnery!

Peter Kapitola You didn't like them Amy? No whey! There's a real Kraft to doing puns, and not everyone can master it.

Joel Reid Yeah you gotta be as cool as ice about it, Peters has it creamed.

Peter Kapitola I bet Amy really wants us to lait off it now. But I've never been one to see a pun and let it brie.