These Puns Are Hardwaring

Never assume the Bunnings staffworker knows what they actually sell. I wanted the screw on the left, only to be told they don't sell them. Well they do, they just happen to be packaged with small hinges.

Kyle Carter You could say he was trying to screw you, butt that hinges on how specific you were

Peter Kapitola I didn't know you adoored a good pun too Kyle! Thanks for your joinery into this conversation.

Damien Bailey Nice puns men. Nailed it.

Kerryn Kapitola I'm inclined to say that planely, this thread is spiraling out of control.

Peter Kapitola Hmmmm, finding new puns is getting hard - ware can I find some more?

Chris Roberts Punnings?

Peter Kapitola Pun Masters might have some too.

Peter Kapitola Can we drill a bit deeper and hammer out a few more? I think I can handle that without becoming unhinged.

Chris Roberts Your call Peter, you're driving this bit of humour. If you don't want it to go flat - head over and ask for Phillip's puns (also Allen's key to this sort of thing). However I don't think that all of this torque is fixing anything.

Peter Kapitola Don't forget Stanley - he's good at cutting right through to the good stuff.

Damien Bailey We must adhere to the rules though. Make sure these puns are as tight as my chiselled abs.