Overturned cheese truck closes Princes Highway on NSW south coast
Curtis Armstrong Nacho gratest puns!
Peter Kapitola OK. I'll go Kraft some better ones.
Nick Thomas Oh Cheezus, that aint grate news
Ian Nitert God edam it!
Peter Kapitola Yeah it's terrible. I cheddar tear...
Curtis Armstrong Wheel leave you provolone to think about some better puns
Peter Kapitola Thanks curdis - whey to go.
Curtis Armstrong Lol, you cracker me up
Nick Thomas This has me a little blue, veinglorious puns aside.
Damien Bailey Shouldn't the headline read "overchurned cheese truck"??
Peter Kapitola I love how these puns are just flowing unfeta'd
Jeffrey J Reeder Brieware of bad drivers!
Peter Kapitola Hi Jeffrey. The first rule of pun club is.. never repeat a pun. :)
Boyd Zurg Yes, it brieches the rules :-P
Peter Kapitola I guess you're new to this so I could just let it brie.
Jeffrey J Reeder I won't do it again. I don't want to get grilled :p
Richard Kohlhagen This accident Begas belief, bet it's causing a real traffic edam.
Peter Kapitola Nooooooooo edam was used toooo :)
Richard Kohlhagen Edam your rules Peter, I'll wheel out what ever pun I feel like!
Boyd Zurg L'edam rip. You don't need Pete's parmesan :-)
Britt Anny Would not repeated topic words be affine in pun club culture if the play on the word is fresh?
Tracey Herridge Not related to the story but a cheese pun none the less... Which cheese do you use when you need to hide a horse??
Peter Kapitola Mascarpone :)
Tracey Herridge Which cheese do you use to lure a bear out of hiding?
Nick Thomas Camembert =D
Boyd Zurg What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Tracey Herridge Why haloumi!
Boyd Zurg I cheddar at the thought of repeated puns.
Richard Kohlhagen It's all a bit hit and swiss if you ask me.
Boyd Zurg It's hard to keep coont
Aron Raduly Drivers these days... This one was total Emmental
Boyd Zurg Yeah it wasn't a mature thing to do
Tiang Cheng I'm laughing so hard, I'm turning blue. That's better than wine-ing over spilt milk.
Nick Cooke I bet there's stiltons to clean up
Celeste Boska It was an insurance raclette
Paul Newbold stiff cheddar
Deb Hedley I bet it was a fun do.
Deb Hedley They didn't whey up the consequences.