Peter Kapitola Do gun manuals have a trouble-shooting section?
Jason Bagwell Who let you have access to a computer Peter?
Larry Travis This one wasn't too well received. It's like you're shooting blanks.
Peter Kapitola Are you saying I missed the target a bit? I hope I don't trigger anyone.
Larry Travis At least no one's up in arms about it.
Peter Kapitola Yeah. It didn't backfire too badly.
Larry Travis No firing squad for you this time.
Peter Kapitola It helps if the manual just uses bullet points.
Larry Travis I might need to rifle through a book of puns to keep up.
Peter Kapitola Do what you need to, Larry. I'm sure you can find some high calibre ones.
Larry Travis Maybe, but I'm not sure I can deliver them rapid-fire.
Peter Kapitola They come automatic to me. Well, semi-automatic at least.
Larry Travis I hope you don't run out of ammunition. Personally, I feel like I took a knife to a gun fight.
Peter Kapitola I hope I haven't breeched any social conventions here.
Peter Kapitola Someone might have to muzzle me.
Larry Travis I hope not. This thread ought to be more than just a flash in the pan.
Peter Kapitola If you take your gun to the used auto yard, you'll have a very different carbine experience.
Jedidiah Williams My puns are out of stock.
Larry Travis Time to reload?
Larry Travis Peter Now I don't know whether that pun was a dud or a lemon.
Peter Kapitola We sound like we're a bit loaded, butt it's all in good fun.
Peter Kapitola You'd think these puns would have stopped by now but we keep barreling on.
Larry Travis I'm having trouble thinking of new ones. It's like they're just out of range.
Jedidiah Williams Yep I think I need to adjust my sights.
Jedidiah Williams You'd think that as a vet id be able to come up with them more easily. Guess I am just having trouble locking and loading them.
Larry Travis You should have a handle on gun puns -- lock, stock, and barrel!
Jedidiah Williams I just don't have them in the chamber.
Boyd Zurg I'm kicking myself I missed this, it seems everyone's bolted already ..Anyone keen for another round?
Larry Travis I recoil at the thought.
Boyd Zurg Well that's one way to silencer conversation.
Larry Travis No, it's just that I'm having trouble thinking of new puns. I'd just be shooting from the hip!
Peter Kapitola I feel like my internal store of puns has been depleted right now. I guess we've reached the hollow point.
Larry Travis You've hit the bullseye with that comment!
Peter Kapitola Ah..mour are coming now!
Karoline Kapitola I cannon know why I musket involved in this...
Peter Kapitola Good to see you blunderbusst your way in. :)
Karoline Kapitola Well I was feeling a bit like Kate Bush with my mind going all bazooka..lol
Karoline Kapitola Got both damascus barrels rolling now....
Peter Kapitola I wonder if my friends Rick or Shay would like to join in too?
Larry Travis Calling in the heavy artillery?
Karoline Kapitola Wouldn't want them to feel ejectored?
Larry Travis I don't want to get caught in the crossfire!
Peter Kapitola I probably shouldn't invite Nikov though. Those two would definitely clashwithNikov.
Boyd Zurg He'd go ballistic!
Karoline Kapitola I might have lunch..might need to fill my jacket full of metal utensils.....
Larry Travis Armed and dangerous!
Karoline Kapitola I recoil at the thought really...
Larry Travis We've had our sights trained on the same target! I made that pun earlier. Great minds think alike!
Karoline Kapitola OK better go and muzzle myself now and do some work..or alternatively be tempted to read a magazine...
Larry Travis Will that be an adequate suppressor of your desire to make puns?
Boyd Zurg Have fun working on your project. ile go do the same I think
Peter Kapitola I hope we can get two score and seven likes on this post (AKA 47).
Larry Travis Mmm 16 so far.
Larry Travis No, 18. I was off-target by two.
Boyd Zurg That could be diffiColt
Boyd Zurg Maybe Winchester arrives he'll give you some more likes
Peter Kapitola I'll get Smith and Wess on board too.
Boyd Zurg I don't know why so few have "liked" it, tbh. It's a single-action!
Peter Kapitola They really should belt up.
Larry Travis All you have to do is point and click!
Boyd Zurg ..and hopefully don't cock it up!
Peter Kapitola That's it, I'm bringing the hammer down on all this laziness.
Boyd Zurg Good, it's getting on my nerf.
Larry Travis Didn't know you had such a hair-trigger, Peter!
Peter Kapitola My patience is shot.
Larry Travis Gee, I'd hate to be down range from you!
Peter Kapitola Yeah, you don't want me gunning for you.
Larry Travis Just put my "like" in now. Hope I dodged a bullet!
Peter Kapitola Well done! You're out of the firing line.