Peter Kapitola I know my fans will be brideling at this, but so far the speech I'm writing for Quenten and Eve's wedding tomorrow doesn't contain any puns.
Terry Rankine Dislike....
Kerryn Kapitola That would certainly be bouqueting the trend
Peter Kapitola If I start dropping puns even the wedding cake will be in tiers.
Kerryn Kapitola Aisle have to hear it later
Peter Kapitola I would be fitting though. I mean, the bride does get a new name and a dress.
Kerryn Kapitola If it's a really nice dress, you can ask her if she used lots of satins, though she'll probably just say, "Nup, tulles."
Peter Kapitola I wonder if they'll be serving many melons and the reception. It's all been well planned now, so they can'telope.
Kerryn Kapitola Well, you know how I feel about weddings... I like to keep my feelings veiled and my emotions gartered.
Peter Kapitola At least that means you don't gossip. You are truly made of honour.
Joel Beaver Dont forget to be punctual
Peter Kapitola Aha.... I managed to fit one it. It's a computer science pun so it will go over a few heads. Quenten and Eve will get it though.
Kerryn Kapitola Considering I'm not involved in the wedding party or their families, this particular wedding renders me speechless.