Kerryn Kapitola Watching the tennis as the player and umpire share a fun conversation.
Mum: "He's flirting with her."
Me: *panics* "That's because, uh, love, tennis, love zero, court... there's a joke in this somewhere!"
Kerryn Kapitola "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND LOVE ON THE TENNIS COURT."
That's what I should have said.
Peter Kapitola Careful Kerryn, to a tennis player, love means nothing.
Kerryn Kapitola But gotta play to see if you'll have a good match.
Kerryn Kapitola But thanks, I know to be forewarned is to be forearmed.
Peter Kapitola You don't want to get served.
Kerryn Kapitola I'll take it as a backhanded kind of compliment.
Peter Kapitola OK well, give it a shot, you'll probably have a ball-boy won't that be fun!
Kerryn Kapitola Well yeah, from what I can de-deuce, I'll be all set.
Peter Kapitola Ace-rtainly can't fault you there. I hope your courtship ends with you netting a winner.
Kerryn Kapitola Lhawkeye can't stand any more puns, we need to be quiet please and stop making a racquet.
Jarod Vice Set-ing each other up, dont get court.
Peter Kapitola I guess I could let it go. I would feel more Serene-a.
Kerryn Kapitola I could make a Graf of how bad these puns are, but I think it's Steffi-cient to say that reading them is Agassi Andre-aining.
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